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It's My Birthday
02:18
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My credit card's at home, you're paying the bill
There'll be no compromise, you'll bend to my will
Oh! The world revolves around me, I'm the star here
Finally the time has come, I have been waiting for this all year
Bow to my whim, do what I say. It's my birthday
I'll do want I want, I'll have it my way. It's my birthday
I may be a dick, but it's OK. It's my birthday
Fuck you all, shut up and obey. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
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2. |
Dietary Restrictions
02:51
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I was eating my lunch on the bus
When I spotted her reading a book
I searched for something to discuss
But I was dumbstruck by her good looks
I offered her a piece of my chocolate bar
But that didn't get me very far
I handed her a slice of my quiche lorraine and
She smiled at me before she explained (she has)
Dietary Restrictions (Oh Oh Oh)
She invited me to her birthday par-ty
I spent all day baking her a cake
I presented it to her oh so proud-ly
and Oh! You should have seen her face
She blew out the candles hesitantly
I thought perhaps she was nervous round me (Oh!)
I offered her a slice but she declined to eat
She smiled politely and reminded me (she's got)
Dietary Restrictions (Oh Oh Oh)
I want her to like me but I don't think she will oh
If I keep giving her foods that'll kill her
I woke up with her next to me
Messy hair and naked breasts
I could happily have just watched her sleep
But I wanted her to be impressed...
It was only when she began to wake
I realised I'd made a terrible mistake
But when she saw the pancakes she wasn't fazed
She just smiled at me with an eyebrow raised
Dietary Restrictions (Oh Oh Oh)
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3. |
Pretty Girl Rock
02:51
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Rock rock rock to the pretty girl rock rock rock
Now what's your name?
My name is Keri, I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry looking at my derriere
You can stare but if you touch it I'mma bury
Pretty as a picture, Sweeter than a swisher
Mad cause I'm cuter than the girl that's with ya
I ain't gotta talk about it baby you can see it
But if you want I'll be happy to repeat it
(And if you know it too then ladies sing it with me)
All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
My walk my talk the way I dress
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Now where you at?
If you're looking for me you can catch me
Cameras flashing, daddy's turned his head as soon as I passed him
Girls think I'm conceited cause I know I'm attractive
Don't worry about what I think why don't you ask him?
Get yourself together don't hate (never do it)
Jealousy is the ugliest trait (don't ever do it)
I can talk about it cause I know that I'm pretty
And if you know it too then ladies sing it with me
All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
My walk my talk the way I dress
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Doing the pretty girl rock rock rock
All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
My walk my talk the way I dress
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
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4. |
It's PArty tyme Agen
00:57
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I'm still a wreck
I'm still unknown
I'm still miserable and alone
Noting's changed
Except my age
And I'm still in the mood to party
It's party time again
I'm gonna party with my friends
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5. |
Come 2 R P4rty
01:34
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(Butcher)
Yo I gotta confess that we're changing address
So bring yr ass to our house, gonna make it a mess
The biggest blow-out, the climax, the end of an era
The death of yr brain just got one step nearer
(Alligator)
It's yr last chance to dance and romance
And lose yr pants if you fancy it
Sandstone Place where dreams come true
We got one more score in store for you
Come 2 R P4rty
ROLL CALL!!
(Fran)
I'm Fran, I'm a man with a plan
If the plan involves drinking from a bottle or can
I like to drink, But don't have a drinking problem
(Tom wanted no part of this)
(K.I.M)
K to the I to the M, They call me K-swiss!
South African but that doesn't make me racist
I'm a lady of leisure, Luxury is my pleasure
But I'm popping popcorn like a national treasure
(The Swan)
Here's the Swan, and I got it going on
Unless it's my clothes, cause those suckers are gone
My body's tight, like a mother fucking athlete
Nobody fights with this mother fucking maths geek
(Butcher)
They call me Butcher, cause I murder my rhymes
Like that mother fucking bitch who was wasting my time
I got meat - a choice of chicken or duck
Whatever you choose it's succulent as fuck
(Alligator)
I cry all the time but it's always sincere
This alligator don't cry crocodile tears
Come 2 R P4rty!
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6. |
I Don't Need No One
02:19
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Another night, another boy. It seems like it's always the same.
He spilled wine on my dress and he mispronounced my name.
I guess every now and then I'm scared to be alone
But I can just pick up the phone…
I don't need no one to hold me tight
I don't need no one to spend the night
I don't need no one, I swear it's true
I don't need another boy, when I got you
I know your secrets baby and you know mine
But if you don't want to kiss me then darling that's absolutely fine
I get almost everything I could ever ask of you
If this is all you want it's what I want too
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7. |
I'm SO Over You
01:03
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I'm so over you
I can't believe what I was going through
Over you
The stupid, crazy things that I would do
(I was) such a fool
But now I'm SO over you
Not you any more
There's someone else that I have fallen for
Whom I adore
She's gone and grabbed my heart from out of your
Evil claws
I'm so not into you any more
I hardly ever think about your look and smell and taste, (they don't appeal…)
Or how you feel…
This new love that I've found is strong and it's real
I'm so over you
I can't believe what I was going through
Over you
The stupid, crazy shit that I would do
(I was) such a fool
But now I'm SO over you
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8. |
Hall Or Nothing
03:17
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Sitting here and trembling, yes "excited"'s not the word
My level of anticipation borders the absurd
My heart is all aflutter I've a belly full of butterflies
My vision is unquestionably blurred
Pretty soon hysteria is overcoming me
The lady of my dreams is within close proximity
Delirious with fever I just can't quite believe her
presence will be felt imminently!
They said it was just a crush (ssh!)
They said I was being naive
She gets me all flushed and my mind turns to mush
Oh Rebecca you're the only girl for me
Soon enough she'll step on stage and swiftly start the show
I'll catch her eye and wave and then she'll smile and oh!
Then unfocused and stuttering the crowd will start a-muttering
But she'll regain her composure like a pro
After she'll see me outside and whisper "what'd ya think?"
I'll charm her with hyperbole and we'll go for a drink
I'll ask," what'll it be?" and she'll say "milk please" just like me
And we'll say cheers and raise our glasses up to clink
But deep down I know
That that's not how things go
As she stepped out I swooned and split my skull on the parquet
Awoke with blood all though my hair and paramedics in my face
And as I was stretchered out of there I heard Rebecca shout and swear
at me for "fucking ruining her play"
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9. |
Spoiled And Lonely
02:32
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There's an orgy of unopened gifts under the christmas tree
And every single one of them is addressed to me
I lose myself in fits of glee. Watch that wrapping paper fly!
But, later halfway through my Christmas goose I get something in my eye.
Diamonds, pearls, a private jet, and my own personal zoo
A penthouse in Manhattan, and a hawaiian island too
Santa's upped his game this year. He sure went on a spree
But while my stocking may be full, I feel as empty as can be
It's not the first time I've felt like this, it's a seasonal attack
All year I'm OK, 'til Christmas Day reminds me what I lack, by now
I'm all too well aware, there's nothing else that I can do but still
The only thing in the entire world that I desire is you
It's YOU.
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10. |
Party In France
02:43
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We've partied all over London
We've partied all over Rome
We partied all the way to Istanbul
And we partied all the way home
But there's one place we haven't partied
And this might be our last chance
Get ready everybody cos it's happening now
We're gonna have a party in France
Party In France
Party In France
Party In France
Party In France
Party In France
Party In France
We're gonna have a party in France
Nous allons a la discotheque
Nous aimons la danse
Nous allons toute la nuit
Nous aimons la France!
We're gonna drink all the french wine
Some french fries won't go amiss
We'll party with some pretty french mademoiselles
Then take 'em home and french kiss
Party in France (x999999999999999999)
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